What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 03:39
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
I'm British and I hate my glasses. Are prescription glasses better in New York City?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Is anal sex allowed in Islam? It's not written anywhere in the Quran whether it's forbidden or not.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Sure no problem officer.
How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
HELLO
{RING} {RING}
After a few moments he returns.
Why does a straight man like anal penetration?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Yes sir it is.